Week 92!

well hey everyboday!!!!

i'm hoping that life is doing quite splendid! haha his week has been super interrsting but i'll start with the HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK: haha so it started with this saturday during lunch.  we had a HUGE BBQ!!! ribs, steak, chorizos, drinks, chicken, potatoe salad, and dessert.  haha i ate soo much and my comp practically ate double what i ate.  we went homeand i went to the bathroom (shocker, i know haha) and we left to work.  we went to a few lessons and we were about to go to a lesson at 6 with an investigator to watch the joseph smith movie.  my comp tells me, "hey i think i need to poop! no i think it's just farts!" haha so we went to the house and we started the movie.  i will tell you what he was happened in his words.  we got to the part of the first vision in the movie and he felt the urge to crap but he clenched his cheaks and the urge went away.  then about 15 minutes before the movie ended he felt the urge again but this time he couldn't wait so he asked for the bathroom.  when he got into the bathroom he realized that there wasn't toilet paper and no bidet either so he decided to pee trying to relieve the pressure and also released some pretty ronchy farts.  then he came back to watch the rest of the movie.  the urges were so bad that when the movie ended he said, "well, i'm sorry we're a little late to a meeting we have so we need to go now." we ended with a prayer and left.  he told me that he was about to crap himself and wanted to go to the church 5 blocks away to explode.  we walk about 3 blocks and he freezes and clenches his whole body and i see his lips moving and apparently what he told me was that he was praying to not explode in the street.  by this time i'm dying i'm laughing so hard.  after about 2-3 minutes of being in his "panic clench" he tells me hey i gotta crap now!!!!  he sees a light and thinks that he can crap in the bushes ovr by the light but luckily i was looking and saw a family behind the bush.  i tel him and he sees some other bushes on the side of the road and DIVES into the bushes, let alone did he know that the bushes were super spiney, but he had so much adrenalin that he didn't care.  and he explodes in the bushes.  from the sounds a TONS of dogs start going nuts barking and barking and barking!!!  by nowi was literally CRYING i was laughing soo much.  after about 3 inutes he yells to me, "he pass me a pamphlet or something!" haha once he said that we both realize something, Elder Verdugo is crapping in the back yard of an old mean man tht we contacted about 3 weeks ago.  and we hear him come outside and says, "HEY what's over there? who's over there?" when elder verdugo hears that he ripps up his pants and slides through the bushes like a navy seal with his pants still undone. haha we go to the church so he can clean up and everything is good except on the inside of his pants he's COVERED in DIAHREA!!! well he ended up going home and showering but it was s funny that i had to tell youguys.!!!  haha  that was definitely my favorite part of the week!  by the way Kevin didn't get baptized because he has disappeared.  we've been trying to pass by his house but he's not there.  his mom left to Montevideo for the surgery for her younger son and we'll try to keep finding Kevin..  but we'll see wat happenes!   

alright but i got to go!

love you all,

ElderTy Atkinson

hey i forgot that this next weeks there's changes so i'll write you guys on tuesday.  it's most likely that Elder Verdugo leaves and i go!